I put ketchup, mayonnaise, and mustard on my hotdog. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

I think it's a National SHAME that Alfonso Ribeiro isn't our generation's Regis Philbin.

I think men/society has not come up yet with a correct notion of what is sexy in a man. Of what's sexy in women we are all very aware, but we have had ages of developing that.

There is no such thing as a good white rap parody video.

And that's not even mentioning all the financial security that comes with the pot of gold.

Sadly, that's how I imagine most people would react to seeing me nude as well.

Exactly how do you square "I live in a word where most people...manage to go on and treat each other with love and respect" with "Not only that, if you then make it your personal mission to over-analyze and condemn artistic license, you're an idiot and you're destructive."

Someone stated their opinion on something and…

fuck you I'm sexy as shit

I'm still convinced that "French Montana" is actually the name of a territory way back when. Some shit I lost points for forgetting about in APUSH.

Now I feel like a loser for not having 100 friends. :-(

As soon as I saw this, I thought, "That looks like David Muir. I wonder who it is." Spoiler alert: It's David Muir.

I've taken some solace that pretty much everyone in the world, from Palestine to Egypt to Iran to Russia to China, thinks this is fucked up except for white Americans.

"We just wanted everybody to know that we support Michael and acknowledge what happened in Ferguson,'' Brandon Meriweather said.

If the boyfriend managed to post bail before she was booked, this would have been some kind of meth addict version of Romeo and Juliet.

Not only are we not treated like human beings, black people aren't even treated as well as pets are by their fellow Americans.

I mean, Viagra (or any other PDE5 inhibitor) doesn't really address sexual desire, either. It specifically allows the dick to become filled with blood and hard as a rock. Boner pills don't necessarily help guys with low sex drive, either.

In answer to your question: Black people knew.

GODDAMMIT I HAVE THE PERFECT PICTURE FOR THIS.

It would help if they weren't so dumb as to openly discuss their plans on 4chan. The desire to monologue overwhelmed them. I guess monologuing is real. har har Sigh.