I almost want to see if there's a revolutionary style feminist 4chan group with time on its hands to go and flood the shit out of one of the more "men-focused" sites like Deadspin or Jalopnik with, say, gay porn or transgender porn or something to make all the hetero-dude-bros uncomfortable. I don't want anyone to…

As someone who has a burner and doesn't like the idea of trading anonymity for security, especially given that I've heard about the Gawker user data hack, I think an introductory probation period would be totally fair and more likely to make it harder on creeps.

No, and fuck you. Jezebel should be able to post articles about whatever they damn well please without having to deal with rape gifs and gore porn and whatever the fuck else. Those are being used as a silencing tool, and your comment is no better.

This is a whole mentality I don't understand. I make good money and I'm still in absolute sticker stock over clothes. $70 for a pair of pants isn't moderately priced. It's fucking insane. Anything more than $40 for a pair of jeans is highway robbery. That's how things were in my house growing up, and I admit to…

I couldn't even make it through the video. Had I been on that subway car I would have thrown myself at the mercy of the tunnels.

Definitely, but it's one of those statements that I think will be taken so out of context by the media which is unfortunate.

rootin' tootin' (did I do that right?)

...Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease...

I I I want the papyrus.

Bronson Arroyo fan, apparently.

Ha! I can't help but be amused by your word choice. I think you mean the men they've "saddled" themselves with but you said "straddled" which is unintentionally hilarious because I get a mental picture of your friends having sex and getting straddled by big old baby men that can't iron their own shirts.

Even actors take shitty roles in crappy productions for the money/ exposure/experience. Very few people do what they want to do all the time. One of them is Honey Boo Boo, and the other is Rihanna.

It was Batman, with Michael Keaton.

I'd go watch it, but I heard they make you constantly stand up and sit back down again during the movie.

"Then who was phone?" is a great fucking question. Who was phone?

I don't think Ms. Brie could be cast as a convincing young boy for a couple of reasons.

You just don't understand how gritty and serious and gritty and gritty they are. I mean, duh. They're for adults. Adults. Any fun or bright colors might indicate kids are part of the expected demographic for this movie.

A bland, colorless costume to fit the bland, colorless aesthetic of the bland, colorless cinematic universe DC is trying to craft. Fitting.

I mean, it's not great or anything. But loads of genres have terrible vocals etc etc, and listening to this (despite that) made me realised that the thing I didn't like about country* is the stuff this song is complaining about.

*I don't know enough about music to use terms properly. There might be some stuff which…