...for when your boobs want to dress up as Catwoman for Halloween.

Aubrey says her mom fed her lines when she joined Modern Family at 4 years old “because I didn’t know how to read yet.”

I wish pipes would make a comeback. Pipe smell is the best.

Is there going to be an Adequate Woman subblog?

I was hung up on the fact that his “young” widow would have been around 54 in 1961 if she died at 85 in 1992.

If no one keeps it in check... what?

I’d have gone with Blooperry.

I’m not telling my wife I’m attracted to anyone.

First thing it reminded me of.

Dirty Grandpa + Pitch Perfect 2

When you think about how their final nude centerfold just last month was Pamela Anderson

Under 35-year-old guys are 27 percent more likely to be influenced by sales staff than their older counterparts, who are 18 percent as likely.

Pfft. She didn’t even dip beneath any lasers.

Just don’t let Marchman anywhere near the list.

Well...

Probably not.

No no, not buy. Invest in.

I remarked to my wife the other night that he sounds like Larry David doing Steinbrenner. So yeah, this wasn’t a stretch.