It's an excuse that helps us feel better. Because the sadder alternative is that no, we never missed any signals - we just were never sent any.

I was like this too. It's not that we are dense and clueless - we are enlightened!

The YouTube still looks like a slot machine with Nutella, kittens, and emojis. I think someone should make a show using these and call it The New Joker's Wild.

Well after hearing this I'm sure as heck not going to start working at home with Yahoo!

Hey, you could do worse than the voice of Garfield.

he prefers to book one of her rather than "three girls with half the breast size," which isn't how I think math works

And gym teachers! (Who also tend to be a bit authoritarian.)

I just noticed that the polka dot pattern on the red, light blue (azure? bah, whatever) and blue versions is different from the rest of the colors (and closer to Taylor's). This is kinda bothering me now. Where is the polka dot detail, Katy??

If you choose to not give a quote via phone or web in this day and age, you are drastically increasing your likelihood of losing the sale.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh! I want to see him eat plastic.

That is indeed a sex howl. Those are for True Blood, mostly.

Wilson asked Net-a Porter, "there should be a male orgasm face. Why is it always the woman?" She added: "Let's analyze the male orgasm. Why aren't we thinking about that a bit more?' It's hard to make good sex scenes work – there are so many crap ones out there."

Wonder if the wife has considered calling a temp agency...

...did you follow the link?

Arthur? That's a Baby Show!

Hakeem decides to pull out his dick and pee in the middle of the restaurant to show his love.

Heh. That line made me think of something with a little more edge.

So, back to that question of age and attractiveness...23yo McConaughey, or 45yo McConaughey? Or somewhere in-between?

I'll only date men who own their own babysuit... And that they have to wear it out on the first three dates.