As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

Looks like they might be.  Wonder if it will be the -complete- YCDTOT...

I had such a crush on Moose (Christine McGlade). I think I still do.

I'd buy in if You Can’t Do That on Television and Double Dare were in the mix.

Schumer wouldn’t dare do anything so useful.

This is the re-imagining of Weekend at Bernies that I never knew I needed. Until now.

The logical conclusion to this episode is Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer marching into the Oval Office with McCain’s corpse between them Weekend at Bernie’s style, demanding the president show deference to a True American Hero. 

A klobb once helped my character massage out a back issue he was having. It was nice.

I think we all need this:

Anyone who knocks Duke out of the 1st round has license to say whatever he wants forever

If you roll the same number three times in a row you automatically get eaten by a sand worm because you walked with a rhythm. 

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

I get why you’d think that, but books have way more leeway to digress, elaborate, and dive into characters’ thoughts. Most books are way more verbose than a GM should be. (Except maybe Hemingway, but that’s a pretty high bar to reach when you’re narrating on the fly.)

Ooh! And Chiwetel Ejiofor as Darkwing Duck!

Hire James Gunn’s non-union Mexican equivalent: Diego Pistolaa

That is his genius.

I heard an interview with Fieri where he said of donkey sauce, “Look, I know it’s aioli, you know it’s aioli.” But if he wants to get middle America to try it, they won’t try it if he calls it “aioli”. By giving it a silly name, he’s branding it as something people in the Midwest will eat. It’s easy to laugh at people…

Which is more interesting in my opinion, real-life hero worship has brought us nothing but a mess so far...

Damnit. He had to? Nah. He could have literally put ANYTHING else on the cover — trump even — and I’d have listened to it. He’s determined. Is he tryina see how much shit he can pull? C’mon man. What a troll.