Fuck launch, how are both in the year of our lord 2018?

I’m already ditching Foundation in favor of The Fifth Season.  Foundation is dead trees.

Don’t forget your “Bitch I’m A Cow” playlist where you stick all the songs you’ll want to use when you describe the fall of civilization.  This is a download playlist, because after the collapse of society, there won’t be LTE on your phone.

Yeah, back in the day it was just the Nintendo.  EVERYTHING was “a Nintendo”.

Ness / Sneeze here.  I am a barbarian.

There’s something morally and maybe biologically wrong with people who feel they deserve to keep a billion dollars.

They aren’t exactly groundbreaking for sure, but in 1995-2007, who was making avant garde/RIO/prog rock? The old guard was farting around still, and the neo-prog nerds were already in decline... it was, what? Dream Theater and Spock’s Beard? Radiohead may have just been prog in glitch’s clothing, but at least there…

The ‘20s are going to bring that sadness and misery back HARD.  

JJ Abrams feels personally attacked by this.

The Producers 2: Springtime For Becky

If only there was one person with a gun in a MOTHERFUCKING IDAHO apartment complex.

No, I was serious... I didn’t kill or injure anyone, but I’d take a shitton of abuse from a kid, snap, get my hands around their throat, and then they left me alone... Only had to do it once per school (I changed schools between 6th and 7th grade), and I was pretty much left alone after 8th grade.  I wish I had…

My coping mechanism was strangling them until they left me alone.

I’m a trans woman, and I’m prepping to go back into the closet. I’d been dragging my feet on changing my birth certificate, for reasons I couldn’t have explained until yesterday afternoon. I have a family, a wife and two kids. I want them to be safe. I want them to weather this storm, and I don’t want them to have…

I read a great idea in that original Twitter thread that should be a standard mechanic for endless games: A “Retire Character” mechanic. Basically, when you activate it, the game takes your character and gives them a little cutscene that shows they have retired from the game’s active life and are just hanging out.…

Spoiler alert: Wilder was a racist.

Yes that is correct. The system, regardless of your actions, will not break. By not paying the waitstaff, who also cannot break the system, a tip the system expects them to receive, you are not helping anyone but yourself.

I love this simple philosophy coming butt-up against trickle-down...

Until Dec 1941, America didn’t have much of a problem with Hitler so it kind of checks out.

People who think crisper drawers actually work.