It’s on the seat belts, in case you don’t have your own.

This explains why Limited Run is trying so hard to get into the Switch cart game.

“Also well endowed, and able to achieve full engorgement.”

“I don’t see a problem with this strategy” —Terry Stotts, from a fishing boat.

I hope Draymond dick kicks Harden... it’s like the Ostfront in a playoff series.

Portland doesn’t have a second gear for the playoffs. Stotts teams play at their absolute best during the regular season, then get trounced in the playoffs because, shocker of shockers, EVERY OTHER TEAM was playing half-assed during the regular season (as you do) so they could play 100% in the playoffs.

‘It was that very pain of adjustment.’

If your application in the Year of Our Lord 2018 can’t do a find and replace for two spaces... get a better application.

Defense is only as good as the refs agree you should be. No team plays perfectly clean defense, but if the refs don’t call you for anything, then suddenly you’re a great defensive team!

Because the refs would let him put two chips in on turn 2.

Easy to win by 5 when you shoot 18 more FTs than your opponent.

Can confirm; vinyl for me is as much a conversation piece or ceremony as it is a listening experience. I kickstarted that turntable as well, and it’s really good! Since I mostly buy vinyl on bandcamp where it comes with lossless digital files, the sound of the turntable is less of a priority, but the sound is still…

When I was 10, my best friend’s stepdad bought him an old Sprint arcade cabinet. We played the heck out of it.

I wonder what Stefon thinks of this and whether they have any new clubs to recommend instead.

I read that opening phrase, and now I have the “It is my sad duty to inform you of a four foot restriction on humanoid height!” section of Get ‘Em Out By Friday stuck in my head. Thank you.

Ah yes, the Final Final Fantasy Fantasies.

Megadeth: Rust In Peace opens with Holy Wars… The Punishment Due, Hangar 18, Take No Prisoners.

It’s like you don’t even know the anime/cosplay demographic...

Only Yesterday gets overlooked because the release was so egregiously delayed, but it was formative in my realization that I was a girl, rather than a boy. I’ll always hold it in personal regard. He was such an incredibly sensitive filmmaker.