Honestly, I’m kind of impressed that every sandwich I’ve ever gotten at Subway — no matter the permutation — has managed to taste exactly the same.

this is one of the best deadspin comments I’ve seen, and I’ve been here since ‘10. great hustle.

More bootlicking than usual in the grays. Dude must’ve sent his employees to comment.

I collect dogs that look like fried chicken, you tell me which one is the better investment.

It’s all lining up.

The “featured video from Lifehacker” when I loaded this page:

The Oregon State Fair used to have a fairly large display by a rockhound club that was just place settings loaded with “food” that was actually rocks. I remember the bacon being quite realistic. Presumably, it would be worth millions in China today.

No defense = youre butt hurt about being wrong. Dont blame the article for missing something so obvious.

You were way to nice with your reply. You’re a better person than I am. The internet seems to be filled with people who don’t understand subtext and get defensive when people begin discussing said subtext.

[loudly eating an entire meal while crouched waiters slink by every few seconds] these goddamn kids on their phones

Me feel like rules are suspended if it mostly-empty theater and terrible movie. Me took kids to see Emoji Movie as their first “so bad it good” experience, and only other person in theater was friend of theirs, so they spent movie shouting at screen and it was loads of fun.

why people prefer ball movement and 30 assists a game rather than 15 lean-in one-handed shot-puts at the rim while flailing all 4 limbs for maximum courting of whistle i’ll never understand.

Seriously. They are the Bizarro Warriors. Zero joy. And it’s shitty to watch. Chris Paul always looks like he’s just about to take his ball and go home. And if you don’t live in Houston and somehow enjoy watching James Harden plow into the lane and throw the ball over the basket with an aggrieved expression on his…

Dude, Trump is President*. We are on Earth 2.

The Earth 2 where LeBron finishes that Game 7 dunk is a much happier and less poisoned world.

Counterpoint: Nope, still hate ‘em.

I earned my living as a copy editor for many years and was highly awarded and respected by my peers. I still make dumb mistakes all the time, and cognitively it’s tough to catch one’s own mistakes. Sometimes when proofing yourself, your brain automatically inserts the words or letters you meant to type instead of…

You wrote a lot of fancy words to say “stop talking shit about Trump if you want to keep your jobs”.