If you had said shorts, FISHNET STOCKINGS and Doc Martens I might have been suspicious that you were me (plus open flannel shirt with a Pixies or Sonic Youth tee for the win).

This means that I thought you looked cool as fuck when I was in junior high.

As an Old, I can assure you the majority of these songs are uniformly terrible. It’s ok. I wore shorts over long johns and Doc Martens from 90-93.

So I guess Clinton’s assessment of “trumped-up trickle-down” is no longer such a bad-mom-joke matter, eh kids? Because she fucking PEGGED IT with that phrase.

A permanent underclass, yes. It’s been the plan since at least 1980.

John Steinbeck

Yep. They fully want to go back to a medieval set up for society. The landed aristocracy with us the serfs doing the manual labor.

His supporters still think trickle down economics is brilliant. They’ll cheer on this change. Because of the billionaires just get richer, maybe one day I’ll make some money too! And let’s not forget they’re JOB CREATORS. even though most of them don’t believe in minimum wage period. Maybe jobs will come back but…

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Is the bottom part Jalopniks new motto?

Thank you for using the correct spelling of turrible

I am not into figure skating, but watching the clips, Tonya was like, Serena Williams-level jacked, and she’d do these awesome jumps. If only she hadn’t done the whole crime thing, I think she could have really changed the face of the sport, bringing an era of stronger, more muscular figure skaters.

Author’s Note: If you’re wondering whether or not Jezebel will be updating you with every piece of news about I, Tonya between now and its 2018 release, please rest assured that the answer is yes.

I am all-in on a Shaq & LeBron vs. Chuck & Big Show at Payback.

Now I wanna see a Fresh Prince reboot where wacky youth Jaden Smith moves in with his Uncle Shaq

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

FUCK THOSE BABIES THE BATHWATER WAS DISGUSTING!

Hi... Officer here.... and to interpret the Officer Oath.... it’s orders of the President... NOT A CERTAIN PRESIDENT. We Fly the Flag of the US... OL’ Faithful... NOT a CAMPAIGN flag of the person who won.