I misread “And I’ll take Paris over the seven”, as “And I’ll take over Paris”.

Just today Reuters showed how flawed that thinking is. They noted that they have no official access to the Iranian government, yet are still able to report on Iran.

Which is why you create a fake alias organization, something like “www.RightNewsRightNow.com” and then sneak your guys in disguise.

I actually just thought “well at least someone’s revolution seems to be working” and “they aren’t the only inmates running the asylum” back to back, so I’m right there with you.

*Taco girl gif*

Yeah this should have been one of the one word posts that used to piss people off. Just “No.” with a hyperlink to the clip.

No.

“Mr. President. You’ve inspired so many, so I think we’d all like to know, if you had to pick one, which black author has inspired you the most?”

“We did not inflict this kind of obstructionism on President Obama,” Sen. Patrick J. Toomey (R-Pa.)

GOP always:

Agreed. And people saying don’t filibuster Gorsuch, just shut the fuck up. Don’t you realize that if your starting statement is, “well we don’t want to sink to their level” - then you may as well just proactively write a bill that hands the entire US government to the Republican part in perpetuity because they are…

Not saying it’s a coup....(but it’s a coup)

Speaking of the EPA:

I’ve to be cynical here: according to this article, with which I totally agree, the LGBTQ is relatively down on Trump’s list of targets.

The day the F-35 becomes any kind of great at all is when they manage to successfully change into Gerwalk and Battroid mode. And rename it the Valkyrie VF-1S.

I think this shit weasel is deflecting. More to come this week, sounds like: http://www.joemygod.com/2017/01/30/washington-post-confirms-anti-lgbt-executive-order/

So she is this tweet IRL?

Unless you need visible abs for professional or competition reasons, my god, what a waste of time and energy when you could be out enjoying life. If you honestly enjoy the extensive time in the gym and deprivation it takes to maintain those abs then keep doing you but a flat stomach and good health are rewards enough.…

Screw the flat belly! Go you! Losing 76 pounds in 15 months is no small feat!! Congratulations and keep up the good work!

After losing 76 pounds in 15 months with more to go, I’m afraid having a flat stomach isn’t going to happen for me without surgery. It might be flatter, but I’m sure there will still be too much loose skin. :(