If you think that was ranting I’m not 100% sure I want you owning a gun; seems like you’re easily triggered.

Well, it is deadspin the internet 2018.

“If I were Carmen Sandiego” should be the only real option.

You can milk anything with nipples.

Yeah that’s exactly it; you can call yourself whatever... that’s the point of reclamation. But without permission, without context, without KNOWING IT’S OKAY, you don’t get to use a reclaimed term on someone else. The headline is edgelord-ism.

Usually because he’s killed 17 people.

Change the password every two hours, but only give out the password on the receipt. The entire thing could (in theory) be automated so the POS system spits out the right password.

you mean the 0-28 stage then

I think the nuclear family concept has a lot to do with this; where there support system of previous generations would be most appreciated is in retaining the ability to do the things happy couples do: talk, be intimate, make time for each other. My wife and I aren’t super happy but we recognize that it’s not because…

“Turns out, once pot gets chuck-lorre-ized, it loses a lot of its charm and edge.”

It seriously feels like some show they dug up out of a dumpster in 2010 and finally sold in 2017.

It was the worst sitcom I’ve ever sat through an episode of.

The dangerous truth behind this is that, if enough people don’t know the internet isn’t real life, the internet becomes real life.

THIS IS WHAT ALLEN IVERSON WAS TALKING ABOUT!

May I suggest Reddit?

Most older Daleks are.

as my hairdresser said, “nobody with that haircut is straight.”

This subreddit is the closest thing to a new Tove Jansson novel as we’re likely to get.

November, 1976 was the last time Star Wars was mysterious...

Andy Kaufman is her real name.