It’ll be Called “Three Days Later”... I already have the perfect theme song for it!

Obviously a Flagrant I... not even a Flagrant II.

We have all the nukes though; if we go down, it’ll be guns blazing.

“White Male Angry He Can’t Punch Downward Anymore”

Really? This story has been up for 20 minutes and no Iron Maiden video?

The Last Jedi is the first NEW Star Wars movie since Empire Strikes Back

Sounds like a Don Bluth film to me!

So am I the only one who is 100% sure that the strain of lifting the X-Wing out of the water is what weakened Yoda to the point of finally dying in the OT? The exertion is obvious on Yoda’s muppet face afterwards, in his behavior after that point in ESB. Luke burning his strength to force project across the galaxy…

And Ren killing Luke would be bitched about as being a rehash of TFA... “Kylo Kills Another Father Figure *YWAAAAAWWWWN!*”

Now you’re sacrificing Kylo Ren’s impulsiveness and lack of emotional control to service a plot you want to see. There’s nothing - NOTHING - unexpected or surprising in Kylo’s order to fire on Luke before he can do anything. The screaming for more and more laser fire poured onto that spot is honestly the emotional…

The third edition D&D rules define “law” and “chaos” as follows:

*sigh* gamers.

Force Ghost Obi Wan Kenobi sits on a fucking tree trunk in ROTJ because he’s a tired old ghost.

Can we talk also about how Paul rushed to get a layup in at the end of the game after everyone stopped playing defense then told Damian Lillard “You weren’t guarding me”? And how that layup moved Houston past the spread? And how the owner of the Rockets owns some casinos?

Another subverted expectation: it didn’t spray her with nostril mist

Yeah, It’s the first Star Wars sequel (since ESB; I gotta grant that) that feels... NEW!

I’m trying to think which anime it most reminded me of; I think there’s a shot just like it in Gunbuster, but I’m trying to remember which episode.

“Both are accelerating”

Idle thought: it puts a sinister spin on that Seinfeld episode where Elaine is labeled “difficult” by her doctor.

The Jackson 5 of basketball