uh huh, okay Tad.

Stoner purple.

“I’m an independent” You want to shoot people and get high.

That’s the idea.

I’m shocked — SHOCKED — well, not that shocked — that white Alabama Democrats are actually racist Adonal Foyle.

I went to bed at 9pm as a 12 year old. At 13 they bumped me up to 10pm. But this was the 80's, when TV was shit and computers didn’t get on the internet, let alone fit in our pockets.

It’s like a fucking Coen Brothers movie.

Yeah well the world talks a good game...

Of the two “I’m so white and earnest” post-punk rock bands, are you really going to argue that U2 is *better* than Midnight Oil?!

I think it’s the association with Steve Jobs and Apple in the mid-2000's.

I mean, they’refine, but they’re just a poor man’s Midnight Oil, who had, I might remind everyone, the good taste to break up.

You misspelled Revolver... there’s no U’s or B’s in it.

That seems on par with the first or second wave of GB games too.

The implication is that only women give a shit about that stuff. Like “you women whine and moan about the abuse why are you working with abusers?”... which of course excludes men because men don’t care about abuse or abusers. So of course they’re not being asked why they work with abusers.

See also: Hopsin

That’s, like, 1600 quarters... almost enough to beat Super Contra in the arcade.

Be warned when you look it up on Google that it’s HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE.

Tom Hanks is our last hope; if he falls, we’re done for.

I’ll be honest, my wife and I always said if we won 250 million dollars, we’d buy a farm just to race tractors... isn’t that kind of the lesbian dream retirement?

Basically, you can get your money’s worth early on or later.