“If you can’t find anything plucked from a field in the Loire valley and dried in the Mediterranean sun, store-bought will do.”

I have a business associate who (a) says “if it’s not in e-mail it didn’t happen” and (b) refuses to commit to anything in writing. Fuck that dude.

I’m curious if he has detailed opinions about Genesis and Phil Collins, tbh.

Supah Cheap!

The proper alliterative title is: King Cobra Crisp Cans Confiscated.

Any private prison stock holders?

Even Civil War was fun, too. I’d say Ultron was my least favorite of that group’s movies, but Civil War was a lot more fun because of the road trip and Spider-Man aspects. Still serious but not dour.

The first GotG movie will be remembered as the movie that saved Marvel from itself by reminding them that audiences like superheroes, but they LOVE fun movies with superheroes in them.

Sansa’s been great; I hope she becomes Queen in the North.

A&E presents “The Juice Is Loose!”

Hey now, I may be 40 but I’ve spent a YEAR on tumblr, so I might as well be 15! :D oh wait... um... XD

The voice acting?

Hopefully not in a “tap the glass on the zoo animal” sort of way :)

PTSD from Vietnam, unrecognized, and shunned by the 80's shutdown of mental health infrastructure by Regan, even as Vietnam was turned into an oiled up set of glorified tropes by Rambo, Commando, Predator, etc., while urban “decay and crime” was played up in Charles Bronson and Clint Eastwood movies, leaving addled…

I’m mostly pissed off about 90's fashion returning because, in the 90's, I was trying my damnedest to pretend I was a boy... now that I’ve stopped, I’m fucking 40 and can’t pull off anything cute and youthful. I want to be a teenager again dammit.

This is a lot of effort just to be called a tr**ny ni**er.

He didn’t say “hashtag dab hashtag jakepaulers hashtag yolo”? He has a lot of work to do; he might be the worst ever now, but there are depths he can still plumb!

Sidney Newman, the fucking creator of Doctor Who, practically begged the BBC to cast a woman as Doctor Who after Colin Baker was fired, but before they hired Sylvester McCoy.

‘“Why would we have a dinner like that if we knew people were going to drop out?,” one White House aide told Politico.’

I have a three year old and a two week old, and I have a timer set for when I’m allowed to play games unmolested again: 7250 days to go.