I’m not one for high tops either, but the Jordan 4's are the most comfortable high tops I’ve ever worn.

Agreed; it’s also my favorite game of the bunch.

So much flopping between those three.

Out of uniform, it really hits how how much like an overbred pug Tom Brady looks. Do you think he can even close his mouth or is that a congenital aspect?

Luckily, I’m not 6'7", and I have two sons, not a daughter (though my oldest is 3 lol)...

Yes but I’m not trapped with them; they’re trapped with me!

When we had our second child, I created a 7200-day calendar to check off each day until I could get back to my video game backlog.

I love NyQuil Sundays... oh wait.

It always looks photoshopped on

Which would make her literally the Ancient One, making Dr Strange retroactively kind of okay in casting an actual supernaturally preserved woman to play an supernaturally preserved woman? I’m just trying to make it okay to love Dr Strange as much as I did.

My god for longer than zero seconds I thought you were my actual mom posting actual photos of me on this hellsite. That kiddo is my clone!

hahaha I meant it mostly in the “people who use it can’t shut up about it for ten fucking seconds” aspect :D

Cast Iron is the Crossfit of cooking.

So is their defense going to be “Yeah I did it, whaddya gonna do about it?”

From that NY Time “descended from retards” article, evidence of dementia as early as 2003:

The KGB were/are masters of this kind of smooth troll.

People who bitch about property taxes going up probably don’t think too much about the future in that way.

Apparently not everyone in the Tour De France has read Ayn Rand.

Because they will die in those homes and never see the value?

Bob Sagat doesn’t bitch about his Full House money. Suck it up buttercup.