Now that I’m thinking TJ’s cooking:

Or, you could just stop breaking laws and realize that cops may hate their jobs as much as you do. Stop giving them reasons to pull you over.

Pretty sure it’s a butt plug. It also didn’t help that the article above this one was about how to correctly use a strap-on.

Related, I can’t do without an egg slicer during strawberry season because I am way too lazy to slice strawberries efficiently with a knife

she used the car’s manual to troubleshoot her problem

I used to be a cook for a living forever ago and I *still* feel somewhat shameful for sending anything back. I once found a piece of a plastic (probably for portioning) bag in my food - I just set it aside and finished my meal  and the waiter was so apologetic, comping everything, and I just kept saying, “It’s ok,…

I’m in the same boat, and I just don’t understand that behavior. If you want to maintain your exacting standards re: eggs, cook them your damn self.

I like this answer.

Contractor Jim: “Hey Bob, do we know how tall this door frame is?”

Contractor Jim: “Hey Bob, do we know how tall this door frame is?”

I’m very sorry for your loss. I hope you’re doing ok and have support to help you through it. Next time, though, I’d just say that out loud - it would definitely be very educational. I wish you all the best!

Nice

She doesn’t deserve your consideration. Stop protecting her feelings by holding your tongue. She should show you some consideration

You missed “Being honest?”

There’s no truly reliable ways, but here’s a solid piece on how to give yourself the best odds, from Kenji at Serious Eats.

Whatever. I would’ve done the same thing and you’re the type of guest I would enjoy. Her party sucked because most of the people she invited are judgmental and hypocritical assholes.

Lol I think you sound like fun at parties!

Once at a dinner party (lots of wine, beer, etc) I got picked on for my Diet Coke. ( I don’t drink alcohol.) I got up and walked around the table and showed each drinker how their alcohol of choice had a specific health warning label. The next five minutes were nothing but silverware noises on plates. The hostess…

now you’ve gone too far.

1 : a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between