This looks like a really good ballet!

Well, good. Gander, goose. Don’t sexually harass people, and teach your kids not to sexually harass people. I’m sure she’ll be out on probation and that she won’t pull that shit again, and I hope the rest of the kids and parents wise up too. Not to mention the school — why did they allow that kind of game? Stupid.

Put down both the Conrad and the Cervantes and start again with Mr. Rogers. Get that “basic humanity” thing in place, then try again with the big boys. Also, stop spitting in the customers’ food.

It’s called “goodbye”.

Uh...I was married to the same guy. Do not feel bad, but do protect yourself, make sure your money is separate, and be prepared to go it alone. And don’t waste time like I did trying to help him feel better; he’ll just resent you for not being all fucked up like he is.

Because they’re mostly ignorant right-wingers, though many are also ignorant left-wingers.

I’ve told this story plenty of times before, but I guess I’ll tell it again. I’d be very happy if you had to go around wearing a sign that read, “COOL WITH ME IF LOTS OF KIDS DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS”. When my daughter was 8 months…

MAKE THE COMPLAINT. And if you get too-bad, go to the dean and say look, this is happening, I really don’t want to have to tell this story all over social media.

OH I KNOW. I mean I’m sure she was running Trump into the *ground*.

(jesus christ it’s dumbfucks like you who make it possible for rich assholes to screw the middle class right out of existence.)

Glad the important thing here is striking home for you.

It shouldn’t be controversial, and it is primarily because of these Christian horrors. Having a Downs kid means that for the rest of your life, that’s what you’ll be doing, expensively, exhaustingly: taking care of that child, providing for care after your death.

That is the best Daily Show segment I’ve seen in *years*. Holy shit. That is some crazy, crazy shit right there.

All they need is a credible rumor that unless the teachers get decent subsidized housing close in, the children of the wealthiest are at risk of taking a substantial hit on standardized test scores. You never know who might get hit next. Could be your kid. Could be your boss’s. But you can say goodbye to Stanford if…

Right. When a guy starts talking like this about his kid, I leave the conversation. Because you have to be new on the block not to know what it means. “I gotta go pick up my daughter from daycare” — that means something else.

Nobody here is poor-shaming. They’re selfish-dad-shaming. This putz dgaf that when he avoids the same kind of work everyone else does when they’re just fucking poor and desperate — the Target job, the call-center job, the whatever, I’ll do it job — someone else still has to support his kids. He’s also wandered the…

I’m a writer and a single mom, and a landlord. And the writing I do that pays the bills isn’t the writing that won me MFA fellowships; it’s grants, textbook, test, and technical writing in fields where there’s money. The teaching isn’t Gotham Whatever bullshit, it’s whatever the hell is on offer to teach. Lots and…

Just gotta say.

This is really the problem with the Fathers’ Rights activist groups — in theory, they sound just, but when you look at the guys who flock to these groups, it’s obvious why they’re having so much trouble. The trouble, as it turns out, is not the law, not the family courts. The trouble is these guys.…

Of course you hate people like that. You’re still a child yourself. Me, me, me, me, everyone else should just give me what I want, forget what I’ve already promised to other people, what they’ve given up for me. And other people should be happy to forget those promises, because why should you be held responsible for…

This guy is a textbook narcissist and Jezebel just gave him a platform for his traveling self-pity/looka-me party. Here’s some of his other wonderfulness:

The money doesn’t generally come anywhere close to the costs. The custodial parent is lucky if it gets near half the costs.

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

If you flake on support, and the woman gives you an involuntary loan by doing without, she can generally go after you for decades after the kids turn 18. The woman, not the kids.