With that attitude you’re nobody’s hero.

Single moms come up with most of the money to raise the kids while actually raising the kids. Very little of our lives is about pleasing ourselves. We don’t have time or money for that. We spend a criminal amount of time and money on lawyers and administrators just to wring out…

You should be able to charge him like banks do. Because you are an involuntary Bank of Mom for him, making involuntary loans. You should be able to charge him interest and penalties.

DOESN’T MATTER. THE BUM CAN STAND BEHIND A COUNTER AND MAKE MORE MONEY. JESUS H. CHRIST.

Okay. Single mom who just paid a lawyer bill and spent an ungodly amount of time working/fighting with my ex, his employer, the lawyer, and the Child Support Recovery Unit to get the damn child support.

DO NOT EVEN BEGIN TO HAND ME THESE EXCUSES, YOU EXCUSE-MAKING SACK OF EXCUSES. While you’re off trying to make it…

And the editors kept going with the meeting after the inappropriate remarks because.....

Wait, so you’re all up in her crotch about colonialism, and fail to mention that the menu’s so hideously twee (and without twee decor!) that there’s no reason to go here at all. Dippy egg, ffs.

Please, a grip. It’s age, not plague.

And here all I can think is, “Damn, where can I get an umbrella like that without being president?”

Brook, you took up with a crazy person. This is how it goes with crazy people, and there isn’t really a way to insulate your family from their crazy if you bring them into your life, even though many crazy people are truly wonderful people when not crazy.

I thought Fellini died.

Oh, shut the fuck up with that wishful hard-on fantasy martial arts bullshit. Jesus fucking christ. NO, that’s not what protects women walking down the street. Honestly, fuck you and every other guy who’s handed me that wishful porny-videogame-inflected advice.

I guess this is part of why I never go to the actual movies. I’m almost 50, and the age range I look at consistently is 2 years younger to 5-8 years older. The only difference now is that I know even fit men that age are likely to be emotional wrecks and deeply insecure, also to have stopped really trying,…

I think that’s my new name. Evo Psych Can Suck It.

Oh ffs. Would you please stop taking advice from a man who spent his life fantasizing about what ants think and puzzling earnestly over how teh gay can actually exist?

It really is okay to tell your kids that you are a grownup and you don’t like playing kid games very often. That’s what playdates and sibs and neighborhood friends are for. It’s also good to remember that ten minutes is an eternity to someone who can’t yet tell time.

No, no, no. I remember all of this and it was terrible. Bring back high modernism.

Actually, I bet fat really is pretty hard to fit, just because of the differences between how fat moves and how muscle moves. Watch a lean guy — watch him sit down, stand up. There has to be some flex room in the pants for his butt, but that’s really just a hinge — actual tissue is not bunching up anywhere. Now watch…

I hate to tell you, but “chubbies” were alive and well into the ‘80s. Chubbettes, ah, Chubbettes. No slim for you!

Yep. Exactly what I thought. Wonder how many of them could’ve been named in that suit.

The struggle is real.