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I know one person that owns an Maserati Levante, bought it slightly used and probably got as huge discount. It seems to be convenient for her IG account. Lots of well engineered pic of her inside the car where the Maserati logo is accidentally on display.

haha good point. To be fair, that Rendezvous is just a slightly better looking Aztec so compared to that mess, the Buick looks pretty good :-)

No way, Mecum is overpaying Boomer paradise.

NP if seller includes pair of dad shoes

Exactly. My first question was: Do you still have the OEM hood so that I can immediately remove and FleaBay/Craigslist that VatoZone monstrosity. But perhaps I doth protest too much given that the other, stock vents on this car are also fake. What’s one more?

I like the SS, I really do. Its blandness was actually its

He has a sign that reads, “Man Cave” and that almost trumps having a Harley

Lol seriously, can you imagine having money for actual nice cars, that drive fast and handle and look great, but you limit yourself to GM dog shit only?  LMAOO.  Boomer indeed.  

definitely, the misses had taken the escalade to her restojuve treatment

*sees two pedals*

Clearly he has more money than taste...or imagination- with 4 cars with the same engine in the garage. I’m not impressed. They’re probably all at 100k miles and he’s gotta rotate between each one while the other 3 are broke because it’s Chev-ro-let

A case of the owner thinking mods add a ton of value. You can get a clean one for the same price with like 30,000 miles. Major CP. 

That garage is one Harley short of the ultimate Boomer trifecta.

They should call it Celica to enrage the mouth frothing purists, like they did with the Supra.

I still own my 20 year old Celica GT-S. At 377,000 miles, oil changes and brake fluid are the one thing I have done religiously. Otherwise, I’ve been pretty hands off, a minor fluid change here or there. I honestly think I’ve never even had to change the rear turn signal bulbs. This car is freaking bulletproof and

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

with Japanese industrial knowhow and engineering

As a former distance commuter, 200-mi range gives me flashback anxiety for an entirely different reason. I had a previous vehicle with a ~180mi range and had to stop to fill up the gas tank every ~1-1.5 work days. At five minutes a fillup I spent a solid twenty to thirty hours over the course of a year standing next

Your logic doesn't belong here

You can’t argue with a six-legged dog that breathes fire.

Nah, that’d be the V.A.P.E.S they are releasing next year (Very Amazing Performance Edition STi)