Negative percent changes in sales of the Q50, Q60, Q70, QX30, QX50, QX60, and QX80—coincidentally, also cars I cannot for the life of me accurately bring to mind, no matter how hard I try.

concerningly is offering it in as-is condition

This is the weirdest specious argument I’ve read in some time.

Ok now I feel a bit bad laughing at what is clearly working through trauma in home decor.

It’s his son’s house

When a baby has its first birthday do you get all annoyed and say actually the baby was 40 weeks old when it was “born”.

Manual dexterity can be difficult when you're drunk as shit.

That would bother me less. Someone depending on their car to make a living is going to take care of it, and for sure I have never had an Uber driver who was any sort of hoon.

Americans find it hard just using the steering wheel.

Nissan Versa hands down

They skipped the last category, Best Used Car for People Who Hate Cars: Kia Optima.

man you’re sitting up high. All I see are the rockers.

It’s a prototype with manufacturer plates... ever auto company does this, just not usually this ugly

99.9% is still terrible.  Imagine if 1 out of 1000 airline passengers was injured, raped or killed...  We’d ban airplanes and air travel.

I’d like to know how those numbers compare with simply going outside on a daily basis. I’d wager a guess that you’re still far safer calling for an Uber after dark than walking home alone.

I get that it’s a selling point and all that, but safe driving habits will go further toward keeping you safe than driving around in a tank carelessly.

What kind of “experts” don’t suggest a Honda Accord Sport 2.0T which is a similar motor to the Type R.   Comes in a Manual Transmission and is a great family sedan and what I’d expect would be Honda reliability. 

I find your lack of a GTI on this list disturbing.

Yea, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.