I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

No, you measure it in smug. Around five is light smuggage (as in “we are having light smuggage at Newport Superchargers today”), and a dozen is a smuggle. Tesla factory parking lots can have more than 50 Teslas, or a smugton.

Funny how it’s arguably the 3rd biggest launch of the year behind the C8 and Supra, yet you’re complaining about a car website writing about it. It’s been two fucking days. Either log off and come back in a week, or deal with it.

Part of me admires the brutality of it, the raw unedited and unrefined brutalism of it speaks to me.

However, the other part of me has eyes.

Can’t unsee this now...thanks.

A lot nicer than the back of that car!

As if they ever had a proof-reader...

I’m going mad, that rear lip all I see it Ruth Wilson’s upper lip

Two main articles today with typos in the title. Is your proof-reader out?

He didn’t say he didn’t not want to kill himself.

He didn’t say he wanted to kill himself.

This car is the tits though.

The original plan was for a tri-wing. As the Wheeler Dealers found out, it actually would’ve added more downforce.

...stable.

For me it’s entirely the Mustang name. If they had just called it the Ford Mach-E I’d be all over it.

Last one, I swear. 

Some car people putting down motorcycles here. *eyeroll* This is why Jalop needs even more good moto coverage. :)

I have a motorcycle and a Miata and can confirm that I’d much rather take the Miata in almost all situations. What a shitty way to die, getting flattened by some fat mope in a crossover who couldn’t wait 10 minutes to text his friend.

Oh God the stop sign thing. Just goooooo...

Assuming you buy everything made in America? They never do any bad things....