Back in highschool I could jump my truck clear over those mountains over there.

Shit that’s awesome! Mont Saint-Michel is one of the coolest looking places in the world!

Yes. The roads are underwater during high tide.

Impossible. Must’ve been a hologram, bro.

I want to smack every Wrangler I see running those poison green headlights.

HAHAHAHA!

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

Unfortunately those tears are collected via battery farm. Lots of underfed unicorns being forced to slice onions, day in and day out. Hard to collect tears from happy, free-range livestock after all

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?

Man skirts are popular in Southeast DC?

There was a guy on the smoking tire with a pretty sweet Forester XT with hand controls. The guy said he tracked it as well.

Yup

True, but my time is valuable. And just because I drive a Miata what makes you assume I have a hair dryer handy?

exclusive: yet another commenter blows smoke out their ass without looking at the research. here, let me do the work for you:

Four badges. FOUR. WHY? PZEV? Really? I de-badged mine...

Don’t even get me started on this one.