*football ... you fucking philistine!

“tipper lorry” (as the Brits call it, adorably)

So many good ones.

How is she so calm?

Considering you can get a 99-01 with 85k miles on it, no paint issues and services records... for $15k, I don’t think anything was stolen.

Precisely why it is perfect for this particular ebay challenge.

Can’t get the link to work, but first gen Lexus IS300 (1998-2005). You get a 2JZ, rear wheel drive, and if you look hard enough you can find them with manuals. They look to most people like, well, a Lexus, and you can pick a decent one up for south of $6,000, leaving plenty of room to pump more power out of that…

https://www.carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/13989781

Florida

Probably his job. Just a wild guess, though.

1) Scion TC drivers

Doesn’t want: A sedan

yeah, sure, the BMW driver is the victim here.

I have gotten much better with road rage, but when someone does that to me, it triggers that primordial lizard brain part of me that unleashes a hell storm of high beams, horns, middle fingers, and middle lane flybys. A man can only take so much.

Don’t bash it til you try it.

Dude, designing cars is not your thing.

Homeboy needs to delegate.

I suspect you should go and read the highway code as there are 100% rules on roundabouts as to which lanes go where.

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RED.

BMW drivers are the worst?

I AM SO FUCKING SURPRISED