That Pie person (no need to use her name) should have been sent packing for hogging the time that belonged to Jaida. Her selfishness was unforgivable, and I don't know why she was allowed to stay. 

I’ve always loved the BTTF trilogy, but I can’t watch the second movie anymore. Every day since Nov 9, 2016, I’ve been living the nightmare that we’re all having........that we’re trapped in a timeline that’s gone horribly, cruelly askew, and we can’t fix it. We’re all Marty now. Where the hell is Doc Brown’s…

OOH, gee, cool cool cool. In a time when millions of Americans have been thrown out of work, and worrying how to feed their familes, show us pictures of your shrimp, lamb chops and overpriced strawberries. You clueless fucking bimbo. 

Judging by the photo, she’s one of the few “pretty” women willing to get close to him. He looks as if he smells horrible, a noxious combo of poor personal hygiene, stale orange pancake makeup, and flop sweat. You know with a diet of hamburgers and fried food, and no fruits or vegetables, his breath is gross, and he…

How did this shitstain get a test so damn fast, when medical personnel, who are exposed on an hourly basis, are told there’s a shortage of test kits? They get told to just keep working, without knowing if they’re spreading the virus.

“Wait, did that really happen?”

President Oompa Loompa has three golf resorts in the UK. Need to know more?

President Oompa Loompa’s "speech" was 11 minutes too long. 

He’s not a germophobe. Germaphobes don’t raw dog porn actresses. He’s just a narcissist who doesn’t like anyone but himself.

Bingo! Just because the Republicans in the Senate are totally corrupted doesn’t absolve everyone else in Congress from doing the jobs they were elected to do and are getting paid by all of us to carry out.

You’ve used the phrase “doubling taxes across the board” twice now. Do you actually know what that means? If something is “across the board” it applies to everyone, including all those tight-fisted billionares. If they have to pay taxes across the board like the rest of us, I’m all in.

There was a mass extinction event in late 2016. We all died, and this is hell. 

Oh God, I miss the Obamas so much. They clearly love each other. 

I’m guessing what this thing about “living life the way everybody else does” is: I wanna be famous, get lots of money and lots of attention, but I don’t wanna be held accountable when I act like a racist jerk.

Yep. Cancel this one. Irredeemable.

Yeah, I’m pretty much over men in general. But then I’m quite old, almost 70, so have outlived much of the lively interest I ever had in them. Don’t need one to impregnate me (done and done), support me financially, or give me orgasms.

Yeah, my best friend got tired of that shitshow and bowed out. This year she and another friend are going to one of the local casinos for steak and lobster.

Edibles. It’s the only way. Last year we did Thanksgiving with our daughter’s in-laws, delightful old hippies who live in a weed-legal state. Mom-in-law supplied me with dark chocolate that kept me high and happy all day. Best Thanksgiving ever.

Of course he doesn’t remember her. She was just a tender little morsel offered up for his pleasure. No different than the tasty little canapes passed around on trays at parties.

I swear to God, I’m thinking that in between his rage-addled, noxious tweets, 45 sits on the toilet thinking up new ways to be an asshole while straining to dislodge his latest fecal impaction.