Oh, he’ll be a martyr forever no matter what happens. I hope he dies on the toilet.

I’d rather he die after being found guilty. If he dies now, he’ll be a martyr forever.

Him stroking out would probably be best for the country, but on a personal level, I want him to live long enough to be poor. Trading Places nailed this years ago: The best way to hurt a rich person is to turn them into a poor person. I guarantee Donald would rather be dead than live with the many (to him) indignities…

Ironically, when she left, Trump had a satisfied smirk on his face and his lawyers says, “Turns out... she IS back next Tuesday to depose you in a different  case...”

Half of me wants him to spend the rest of his life, however long, paying for the bad things he’s done to others and to America. Half of me wishes him to stroke out and die tomorrow. Which is better?

Don the Con vs the scientific community

Swift performs for three hours nightly. Trump starts rambling about Oreos or something 40 minutes in.

He has to put it in escrow before he can appeal, so either he puts up, or shuts up.

I hate that rotten mango with the power of a thousand crackheads.

This. It’s Dolly fucking Parton. Show up, know the lyrics, and give Parton the respect and honour she deserves.

“King, nor Dolly have publicly commented on the concert but the latter is a woman known for her tolerance, so, I’m sure she gets it.”

From what’s been said, this isn’t Ella’s first rodeo in the ‘showing of blitzed off her tits’ department. Fine that’s her prerogative....but don’t do it during Dolly’s stuff. The woman has given her all for decades and deserves the decorum.

I’ve never hated anyone as much as I hate Donald Trump, and once he’s finally gone I hope I never do again. This shit is exhausting.

I have a business degree that I got in the early aughts, right when The Apprentice was coming out. We business degree people watched that show religiously, to see the very smart and capable contestants pull of some amazing things. The worst part of the show was always Trump. He was always the dumbest person in a room…

God, he is such a little baby. Almost 80 years old, and not a modicum of self-control or human decency.

I think this too. This judge sounds very careful, in terms of acting like a judge while not letting Trump get him riled up. If the judge is a quietly sane person behind the robe, I’m guessing his eye is on the bigger picture.

Thank you.

Let’s all raise a glass to this brave-ass woman who just keeps going, in the face of unbelievable ugliness, to take that piece of orange crap down. I can’t imagine trying to live any kind of life with Trump’s insane gun-toting asshole hordes on you every moment. But she just keeps going.

If Jezebel isn’t getting enough comments on this, I assure you, it’s because we’re all exhausted with this piece of shit NEVER paying the price for his nonsense. It seems like no amount of outrage will change the fact that he’s still free and has supporters.

I think Melania should let Trump eat Crisco straight from the container. That is basically the nutrition content of his diet anyway.