In addition to being poor, a lot of us just don’t want the things that the incredibly materialistic boomer generation thought were so fucking “essential.” No, I don’t want diamonds. No, I don’t want a 20,000 square foot house. No, I don’t need a new car every 3 years. No, I don’t want to spend all day at the mall…

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

Goddess grant me the confidence and hubris of a completely, mediocre white dude.

From the Royal baby article:

I read this excerpt and it made me think I could very easily be a famous YA author. The writing is horrendous, but also, her lack of a thigh gap is her great flaw?

That chorus is...not what I was expecting.

The best part about that map is that New Mexico’s highest-paid public employee is a football coach and both of the state’s major universities regularly have bottom-ten football programs.

I am not clicking that video.

I can’t feel too sorry for the French. At least Macron manages to look like a professional and an adult at the end of that. You know, instead of resembling a sack of mangos stuffed into an ill-fitting $50 Walmart suit, the way certain other heads of state do.

I know, right? All she did was try to negotiate for higher pay.

she deserves whatever she can get, just like everyone else.

Tell that to the piles of money that Twilight and 50 Shades made :(

All I want is a top that doesn’t require me to wear ANOTHER top underneath so that my bra doesn’t show. Why is everything so see-through?!

If it wasn’t going to be Lucy Lawless, it wouldn’t have been Xena, so I’m oddly okay with this.

The girl with schizophrenia hasn’t gone to trial yet, but she’ll likely end up in a psychiatric facility.

Just came down here to say that.

We’re doing the same in my town. It’s gonna be hella insane.

Wow. That area is going to be insane! Good luck to you!

Oh man, godspeed. I’m in Oregon too.

You know, in many parts of ancient Eurasia, the custom would be to sacrifice the king, since he was the most important person around, and that would help to pacify the Gods.