As someone who feels like a divorce is on the horizon, I can only wish that it would go as (apparently) painless as theirs.

You think the woman chooses the man more in American culture? I disagree entirely. We still live in a culture where men are the pursuers. A woman who goes after a guy is seen as totally desperate.

I was surprised at how much I loved the Bling Ring. I never thought all that highly of Paris Hilton, but I felt a tremendous amount of sympathy for her after I watched that movie and read the Vanity Fair article it was based on. I also never found Emma Watson to be all that remarkable until this scene. The girl can…

I’m so happy to hear this. Marie Antoinette is seriously my favorite movie & I’ve made everyone I know watch it at least once with me.

I mean, I’m going through a real rough patch and if I could go to Cannes for free and get swasted and hook up with people I would. But I didn’t have kids so no obligations precisely because what is my life?

Ricotta is cheese, read the menu, you idiot.

Kourtney and Scott were never married. She just uses him to give her babies. As far as Scott, I have horrible taste in men and WOULD.

I have never seen someone try harder to keep a straight face during a disciplinary meeting in my life.

During my work evaluation yesterday, my boss told me that two of my coworkers have complained that I’m over-confident and need to stop trying to connect things to my own experiences, and that my education is very alienating, so I should not talk about it. I feel absolutely terrible and lost. I really loved my job and…

They are serving men, just this showing has been reserved for women. There is a difference. If they said no men ever then we would have a problem. Anyways, it would be nice to be in a theater were I didn’t have to worry about being bothered or killed. So there’s that.

I had the same thought, figured she was going for “cower to”? “Cow down” is some sub-Joey Tribbiani nonsense.

Is it a rule that all racist assholes also have to be virtually illiterate? C’mon lady, “cow down”? Were you reaching for “kowtow”, maybe? Or “bow down”, perhaps? It’s not like you just mispronounced something in the heat of conversation - your racist fucking fingers deliberately typed out those letters. Maybe take a…

These same guys will drone on and on about how private business can choose to serve or not serve customers, though.

Yah, ‘cos it’s totally something that happens equally between genders. Women, just as often as men, are trading their old spouses in for newer, younger models!

Well, he’s not really a boytoy but Scott Disick is apparently available to rent.

You know what my problem with latinas are?? Let’s all vent about the races we hate. That’s liberal in 2017!

Yes, I absolutely feel the need to prove I’m not one of “Those Millennials” to all of the older people in my life. I was born in ‘88, so I’m an older millennial too- I feel like I have very little in common with people just now graduating college. (A recent coworker was a brand new college grad and she WAS one of…

And while you’re at it Millennial women, stop eating lunch at your desk and use your lunch hour! Nobody notices that you don’t take yours because they’re all out to lunch. You will NOT get brownie points or promoted for working your ass off through lunch. Trust me, I learned the hard way.

Just adding my 0.02 before reading the whole article...

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?