I love me some Schmidt. All day long, son! All Day!
America - where if you’re black, shoplifting is a death sentence.
Yeah I stopped then as well. Like why did they spend all that time building it up only for them to break up within the span of a handful of episodes and remain so casual about it?
Who is Jesse?
The episode where he pretended to be Tag Romney will never not be funny.
My ex got me a book of Schmidt-isms. Best gift I’ve ever gotten in my LIFE.
I have had We Built This Schmidtty stuck in my head for the last week.
The Nick and Jess relationship was the high point of the series. When they were stuck in the room together after playing ‘True American’ remains the best episode ever.
I NEED MORE SCHMIDT ANTICS IN MY LIFE THO
I haven’t watched the show ever since Nick and Jess split. I mean, why even pull that trigger? Because then you’re stuck with them under the same roof and then what? Oh, well. At least we had a few episodes of Nick and Jess bliss.
I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....
Aww, c’mon! He’s a good guy! He was drunk\high\just goofin’! He scored a big deal and was blowin’ off some steam! He gave a homeless guy five bucks once back in college!
In Toronto, men who work in finance are literally the worst. Not because of their attitudes but rather that you can smell their sense of inadequacy from a mile away. They want you to be impressed so much. It’s sad and it’s often made worse by their consumption of copious amounts of liquor/coke.
She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.
Of course, nothing gay about two Army officers vacationing at Fire Island and lunching at a seaside bistro, admiring eachother’s handwriting.
As an archer that fucking bow scares the shit out of me... the tension is coming from bungie! I guess it’s better than nothing but I wouldn’t want to be around when someone lets loose an arrow. So much energy passing through what I’m guessing is cheap PVC pipe.
A recent issue of Popular Mechanics featured one of their occasional ‘Survive Anything!’ guides. The editor tied it to the new American spirit of self-reliance epitomized by the campaign of Donald J. Trump.
“Why would anyone ever choose to act that way, if they had a choice?”
Sooo it is Clinton’s fault for being so robotic and there was no sexism in the election? How about this- we actually live in this reality, and i can tell you that real actual people told me that they thought her debate performances were disgusting, that she interrupted constantly and engaged in personal attacks.