Ugh my mom. I don’t go out to eat very often but I do have a few snacks that I bring home for me and me alone, like some of the pricier jerkies. She seriously acts like I have a severe defect because I don’t like sharing with her. I’ll roll my eyes and say fine, and she’ll cry and say she doesn’t know “how she could…

I hadn’t heard of that one until now, just looked it up. What an asshole that guy is! The filming is by far the worst of it, but the laughing and mocking while she’s clearly losing it is really painful too. What a piece of shit! Maybe she really is the worst, I have no idea. But after that video, I know for sure that…

Seriously? You tellin me they had to message and Instaslam and bliggety blog over THIS? REALLY? Fuckin stop it ppl. You don’t have to live out your lives over the phone simply because you can.

Reminds me of that video of the woman crying because she wanted to go to the lake during the Summer. Maybe she really is crazy, nasty, and terrible... or maybe your bored wife just wanted to do something on the weekend for a change and you needled her all day and then recorded her to make her seem nuts.

she offered to buy me something and I ain’t want nuffn. but when she got it, I did. what’s da big idea give me a piece and stfu

I pretty much had to quit Weigh Watchers for this very reason. Like, I get *exactly* this many calories, and no, I won't share a single one. You know where the food is kept, you live here too.

My dad is the worst about this. You will be eating something and he will ask for a bite, then proceed to shove half of whatever it is on his mouth and take the biggest bite ever. And to add insult to injury, he will take the bite with all of the good stuff. Like if he took a bite of your sandwich, he would leave you…

He was being purposely misleading about what he wanted and had the audacity to record her like she was just being the “crazy” “overly dramatic” “ball and chain.” This is everyday sexism, everyday patriarchal thinking. That dude is an asshole. Dudes need to stop taking our food and then calling us childish and crazy…

Yeah, my sister’s husband used to quietly do stuff to piss her off and make her look crazy in front of other people. They’re divorced now.

I’ll have a snack in the evening (like, my carefully measured out snack that I am allowing myself) and my husband will ask for one. No, motherfucker, you can’t have one of my scant three slices of dried persimmon, go get your own, you know where they are.

Why? She’s a lovely person. She’s allowed to feel concern for any victim of unnecessary violence, even if they happen to be cops. No need to be dickish about it.

Her autobiography:

How do you know you don’t like the texture? ... unless you HAVE tried pasta!

I think the key word is “last year of our relationship”. I wonder if there was any correlation between being abstinent for a year, and that year being the end of the relationship?

So guns are legal unless the cops have you pinned down on the ground and then possession is something for which they can shoot you? I don’t understand. We want the second amendment (actually I don’t but that’s besides the point) but only if you’re white? Is that it? Do I understand this?

The argument could be made that the cops didn’t know who this guy was and therefore he was a legal, law abiding citizen by default.

On top of that, the environmentalist me thinks that tampons and pads are inherently less environmentally friendly than say, menstrual cups,

bullshit “parental contribution” amount

Shit, I wish I had known your wife when I was going to school. I fit that exact same profile, but payed through the fucking nose because the colleges kept accounting for a bullshit “parental contribution” amount that on its face was exorbitant—and that didn’t even account for the fact that my mother was dead broke and…

And lets not forget the high cost of tampons/pads, menstrual cups, etc...