Yeah, I was like, “I don’t know who this Ryan Beatty is...” and clicked on the video.

Every week I recognize fewer and fewer names.

Yes. But let's add no raping people too.

Also: don’t rape.

I didn’t recognize half the names on this Dirt Bag.

all the points for use of ‘foof.’ you a Scot?

Non vagina owner here, but Im kinda the same. I dont do butt stuff but I like the feeling of being smooth and all that. I go to sea for months at a time and even then I still maintain it because its for my own comfort.

I have never tried a bare foof and whilst I might end up liking the sensation, I almost certainly would not have the energy to maintain it. I barely manage to shave my legs (and I do it in a resentful and slapdash fashion) so I will keep my nether foliage as it is - vaguely trimmed if I remember, thick and full as a…

As a lifetime hair remover, nothing bugs me more than being condescendingly lectured by other women that my partners are child molesters (“Oh my god! When it’s shaved, that’s how KIDS look! Why does he want to fuck a kid though?!”). Surprise: there are other secondary sexual characteristics besides hair that…

I’m curious as to what this process is for selecting a gown... I assume this isn’t coming together because of tailoring needed or something ??

Meh. Saying something ugly and regrettable in the heat of the moment kind of pales in comparison to murdering your children.

According to the signs I saw on the way home, if Twiddles don’t break up they’ll be engaged by the end of the year. A sweet family Thanksgiving or a romantic Christmas proposal.

“I want my unborn son to be like my daddy/I want my husband to be like my daddy/ There is no one else like my daddy/ And I thank you for loving me.”

Apeshit gun nuts like to promote themselves, but friends and family will say “We never saw it coming ...”

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

I would like more BOOKS at the bookstore, please. I hate ordering books online because I want the instant gratification of holding a book in my hands. My wild evening? Book in one hand, Chipotle burrito in the other.

Yeah, it’s kinda sad but kids almost always want more Mom time. Unfortunately, mom has a job. That happens every day to millions of kids and most of them turn out okay. It’s not exactly “sad memoir" material.

“The original by Gary Jules....”

You realize there’s a floor to effort, below which a student is making it clear they’re just not respecting the teacher’s time. Writing down “Tonahese quotes” and calling it close enough, falls below that floor. Google takes 2 seconds.