Six tickets? Sorry, I seem to have misplaced my sympathy...

As a soon-to-be divorced person, I’d like to say “Go fuck yourself” to everyone offering up condescending advice in this comment section. I’ve been with my stbx for 10 years. Married for four. To all of you who think you have marriage figured out? Let me assure you that you don’t. No amount of “communication” or…

How many ads can y’all fit on one page? Jesus.

My 9 year relationship is also ending, also necessitating my relocation to a less expensive area (or my parents house). Everything sucks, but it helps to know that I’m not alone. So, this is me telling you you’re not alone. We’ll get through this and we’ll be okay.

Because isn’t it better to hope that it’s within your control and changeable with effort, rather than to assume it’s just your fate and you might as well just give up now?

Get fucked and die in a fire, bro.

You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you.

*epitome.

This time a billion. The stupidity of the Trump electorate gives me a headache.

This book has been on my “Need to Read” list since the publishing date was released - I’m so excited!

His son had just died. He said he didn’t feel he would be composed enough to campaign.

These memes are everything.

I’m coping by aggressively writing an impressively terrible novel for NaNoWriMo. My villain is a President Stump. Gonna be a bestseller.

Go die in a fire you ass faced fuckwit.

Go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw.

Go die in a fire.

Go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw.

Since you probably need your job and can’t say it, I’ll say it for you - Your boss can go fuck herself.

Oh good, the guns are on sale. I figure I should probably buy a few of those soon. If you can’t beat ‘em, shoot ‘em in the face.

Go fuck yourself you uneducated, racist, misogynist, piece of dumbfuck fucking shit.