I found Ja to be really fascinating in both documentaries. It was clear he’s desperate to be a mogul like Jay and Puff; but, he doesn’t have the intelligence or creativity to actually do anything substantial or important.

I’m so here for this documentary.

Here’s a long Fangraphs article from 2017 that estimated that free agents earn a little over $10 million for each Win Above Replacement

This approach to what’s going on with free agent salaries is SO much more interesting, impartial, reasoned, and evidence-based than Deadspin’s usual “fuck these rich fucks” dreck.

Also conversate.

AOC has known since winning her primary that she was on her way to Congress, and that was way longer than “a few days” ago. To then show up as unprepared and scattered as she has is basically the kind of incompetence that would even get a salaried employee fired for cause at literally any other place of employment.

You seem to be confused about the definition of “legislator.” There’s nothing about social media in its definition anywhere.

Is it that unreasonable a response though? Yeah, she’s great on social media and saying the things people want to hear, but that doesn’t necessarily equate to getting things done.
Less grandstanding, a little more time learning her new job, and a lot more time learning how to get things done. 

I know for a fact he is not a virgin. You don’t go to the athletic trainer for “meds and a check up.” Trainers across the SEC and nation talk to each other. Holy boy went around Jesus.

She-sounds like-a nice-girl. I'm-happy for-them.

The ultimate humiliation for any ball player is knowing that James Harden dropped a 3 on you without travelling.

I hate that I like the Bears.

Doesn’t Mookie Betts already count?  Baseball and bowling.  I am not sure how serious his bowling career is, but couldn’t he squeeze that in the offseason if he really wanted to? 

No fuckin’ way does he play both sports. He has the skills to do so, obviously, but no way does anyone try this in 2019.

I love this response, but you know what I hate about it? That it needed to be made at all.

I have a solution. What if they created a walled off, soundproof area where people could leave their large dogs and small children to play together without adult supervision where they wouldn’t bother anyone who wasn’t interested in dining with dogs or children?

I’m the proud new parent of a bouncing baby boy. I’m also a longtime fan of a craft beer gastropub in my neighborhood.

How about the freaking elevators in a medical tower? Yesterday a group of kids were holding ALL of the elevators on one floor and thought it was funny.

I have a one year old and rarely eat out. When we do, it’s because my wife wants to, and insists that it’s no big deal.

Then get married at 18 and hold on tight till your feet buckle, you dope.