All you very good not-quites, ‘tis dawn of new day-
You Dykstras, Delgados, Ellis Burks and Ron Cey,
Jeff Kent and Mark Grace, Gil Hodges and Keith,
Justice, Gonzalii (Adrian and Luis),
Crime Dog and Murphy, each and every Alou,
Strawberry, Sosa, and John Olerud,
Munson, Posada, Clarks Jack and Will;
With Baines now…

This is all making me feel terrible for Baines, a very good player I would generally have wanted on my team and who never asked to be the poster boy for HoF vote fuckups.

Philbin (just like McDermott, McAdoo, Jackson, Shurmur and others) ceiling is that of coordinator. He is completely over his head as a HC.

The year was 1988. I cane home from college and went to a local semi-pro hockey game. They were running a promotion where three people were chosen to compete to win fried chicken by shooting pucks into an empty net. My program # was chosen.

Okay, Gerry Cooney wouldn’t get up.

Fuck off

She’s been nominated for Oscars and is one of the most in demand actresses.

Dad?

I wish that my three children didn’t require surgical intervention to enter the world. The havoc those C sections have wreaked on my back and abs can’t be overstated.

Whatever helps the fans forget they took Bowie over Jordan and Oden over Durant. 

Sweetums brand voting machines are really good. 

Who knew Parks and Rec was such a prophetic show?

1. By Josh Duhamel’s estimation we are all pricks who owe Fergie an apology.

You are significantly underselling Dr. Oz. Also the airtime she gave to Jenny McCarthy.

He lost his job because Jed York is a fucking moron who fired Harbaugh after going 8-8 with a team that was decimated by injury. (Do I need to mention the deep runs in the playoffs the 3 years before that?) This had the completely forseeable result of nobody, and I mean nobody, wanting to work for that overgrown man…

How in the hell did this team lose 12 at home last year=boredom!

I’d be interested in hearing how they got together in the first place. They seem like quite the mismatch....her the high achiever ...him the criminal. 

Barack Obama was dealt the worst hand of any president in history. And what did he do with it? He turned it into f*cking aces.

No, you feel that I’m wrong. If you thought I was wrong you have arguments, evidence, etc.

The presumptuousness of this article is choking me. Barack Obama, former President of the United States (and a very good one, comparatively speaking!), needs to be taught a lesson that only a mid 20's year old blogger can teach him!