I don’t get why they don’t let people with layovers off first.

Your example seems like a highly specific, singular problem. Plan for layovers less than an hour and come rejoin the world of the rest of us.

#DeadspinForever

For the ghosts it really is a Neverending Stoooooorrrrrrrryyyyyy.

As an aside, have no reviewers even NOTICED that the character Jonas Shevoore’s name anagrams to Jason Voorhees?

While it makes sense that little Bobby’s spirit isn’t hanging around

Wait....this was a sacrifice fly?

Tell me, is it tough to be a Jets fan?

In all seriousness, at least the NFL replay review kinda actually worked the way it’s intended, given that the officials on the field completely missed the helmet-to-helmet aspect of the hit and the NY official called for a review.

Michelle from back east, I know her too!

“A lot of it’s the caddies. A lot of it’s the other players,” he said. 

Your poor, poor sock drawer.

Can’t they just apply it as “gather steps are allowed for movement forward, not backward”?

It really sounds like the wife is not affordable.

This is exactly what I first thought reading this. Guy needs to sit his wife down and have a serious talk.

Glad you double posted. I’ll star both those fuckers.

Thank you!

I feel like it was probably a bad idea to lease if the vehicle was going to be used as the family vehicle. As a second or third car, sure, but the family beater? Yikes.

. It was like riding in a car where the driver kept flooring the pedal and then slamming on the brakes repeatedly.

we’ll get a twist of a time jump