They did not imitate the Indians, so no.

Could you please make a Harambe joke next? That would be super funny!

No. You are extremely dull and uncreative, though.

Even though the Packers won, I’ll bet Ezekiel Elliot feels like a badass because he got to do his rad eating dance a bunch of times.

I don’t know. I don’t see what’s so unoriginal about the Lightning fucking the Dodgers in UCLA’s colours.

“And I tire of this corporatist BS that people sling around”

The only thing worse that this ridiculous comment are the idiots who starred it.

That’s about the difference in voters in California, and most of us don’t want one major city to decide everything. Stupid Constitution always gets in the way, doesnt it?

Its time for TOMSULA 2: THE TOMSULING

These babies are all terrible. In my day there was no forced cheering and no safe spaces. The winning baby got a can of Carnation powdered milk and losing three babies got sent to the Korean War. Black babies weren’t even allowed in the stadium. #MAGA

My mom owns me online constantly.

As a Gen X’er, I recall how smoothly and easily we all transitioned into the world. We simply rolled our sleeves up, found a white guy with short hair, and said “Heya boss. I’m here to work. What needs to get done?” And he’d tell us things to get done. And we’d do those things. The things got done, and we made the…

Really? This is one of those signs your coach sucks and you need to move on.

I like this so much better than the silence thing.

Why must everything make me want to ram my head into a wall this year?

That’s the worst part of it. These fucking liars cast doubt on all the real stories. It’s almost too late, really. Once you hear a few fake stories, you’re going to call “Chicken Little” on many of the others.

Turns out he’s free (and innocent) too!

Speaking as a resident of Sacramento... thank you, Deadspin, for helping rid us of this disgraceful piece of shit!

That was Larry Johnson.

And don’t forget Helen Mirren.. If you’ve ever seen the Red movies you know she’s going to play a badass.