“the obscenity of watching young men ruin themselves running headlong into each other;”

Try being 15 years older...

All of these are great, but the guy driving off with his much-screamed-for pizza still on the roof of his car is my most favorite.

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

Turns out he was the only woman on Ashley Madison

I live in the media market (well, *slightly* outside the market), and am deluged daily with RGIII-related items, so I feel I’m qualified to say this:

All the drama and bull shit aside he’s just not very good. He hid a lot of his issues with his legs his rookie year. Take away his legs and the gimmicks of the pistol and he’s not a starting QB. His pocket presence is some of the worst I've seen over the last year plus.

The last thing running through his head was probably a concrete floor.

The real reason is even worse. “The NFL emblem remains at midfield, representing owner Jerry Richardson’s commitment to the league overall.”

Might have more to do with the fact that JR is the biggest shield/Goodell bootlicker outside of the Rooney/Mara family web tangle.

When at the theater take your trash and throw it away. I am ashamed that I even have to type that.

That Maryland-Miami game was the single greatest event in football history*.

It’s Reich. Yeah, he had a rough stretch towards the end in Detroit, but he spent years as a backup for a perennial power AND is forever a hero in two places for being the architect of both the greatest college AND NFL single-game comebacks in history. That’s amazing.

Oh, hey, maybe they’ll actually play guys like Shamarko Thomas and Stephon Tuitt and let them develop into serviceable player

Short version: it keeps him as part of the “in” crowd he so desperately wants to be a part of (hobnobbing with Goodell, being a “favored” reporter, etc.).

We'd have also accepted “Like being the smartest Kardashian.”

He may doing something weird on Instagram, but he’s still doing Olivia Munn.

I cant stop watching that

What in the hell could he possibly be doing in that play? I can’t even come up with an explanation that even has a 10% chance of making sense.

Thanks man. I try to save my strongest takes for the most unwinnable of arguments.