The real winners of this game will be the winner of the Chargers-Ravens game, who get to play a very beatable Patriots team next week instead of having to go to Arrowhead and face Mahomes and his buzzsaw.

I’m with you, bro.

That said, I’m fine with people sitting outdoors with their kids or dogs, as long as they keep them on a leash and walk them elsewhere when they have to evacuate.

Take my star, and here’s hoping several hundred more are on their way to you.

Didn’t Tony Romo make some PGA tournaments while still qb’ing the ‘boys?

This is basically Lebron’s Game 1 of last season’s Finals with a different result. But, yeah, Harden was amazing.

FIFY.

This strikes me about as likely as Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell moving out of the US if Donald Trump is elected President. And we all know how that turned out.

So was Tony Eason.

Holy Cow, I read that Hater’s Guide to ND and then did some checking of dates, and that article was about 6 weeks BEFORE the Manti Te’o fake girlfriend fraud story came out. Imagine if Drew had waited until then to write that article?

Is it okay with you guys if we all just pretend I’m under 30?

“It’s not our fault you’re not relevant anymore.”

LOLJets and LOLMets.

Hey, a job’s a job, amirite?

Thompson is a hack.

Boras, no matter how in the right he may technically be in this case, never met a bylaw or rule he didn’t break to suit his own endgame.

So much this. At least right now he’s “interim” HC.

It might have been kosher, had the operation been done at Cedars-Sinai.

Get fucked, PETA.

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