CTE kicking in pretty quick nowadays.

Tex Cobb would have.

My wife used her cat as the test to see if I was worthy. He came right up to me, jumped on my lap and settled down on my chest, just staring at me and purring. Of course, she didn’t know at the time that I was already a cat person.

If the Triple Narwhal is anything close to the Triple Lindy, well then we’re in for a treat.

I want the unironic fedora.

My favorite part of this is how your response has 40 stars as of this writing, and the comment it is in response to has exactly 0.

I wish I could fail upward like Bobby. He’ll probably end up at Western Kentucky again...or maybe Arkansas has forgotten all about the motorcycle incident.

Trying to find a clip of this and failing. 

What’s your alternative?

This is so much better than the typical NBA Insta-beefs that usually get the pub.

Josh Duhamel owes us all an apology for like, 75% of his filmography.

Just...don’t.

You need to cut back on the KoolAid.

here in California you have 20 days to register your car (military excluded) after becoming a resident (and being employed, owning or renting property, or attending a school in the state will establish you as such.)

I’m going to slightly correct you one one point. He lost his job because fucking moron Jed York forced Harbaugh and his staff to make Kaepernick a pocket passer (which he clearly did NOT excel at being). The team went 8-8, lost to a shitty-ass Raiders team, and then Harbaugh got lanced.

+1 Michael Jackson morphing video.

The bagels will retail for $40,000 each. Please don’t ask for blueberry. WHO SAYS NO TO THIS PLAN?

They know that the regular season means fuck-all for them. They just need to win 16 in April-June.

Not that it makes any difference in the long run, but this is something I’d also be interested in reading. (Cue the commentariat accusing me of trying to victim-blame with this line of inquiry--I’m actually more curious if there was a stalking/grooming type thing going on by him). They were dating for (only) a month.

And it’s worse, since Libby is a self-identified 28 years old. So, extended freshman, maybe?