FIFY.

This strikes me about as likely as Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell moving out of the US if Donald Trump is elected President. And we all know how that turned out.

So was Tony Eason.

Holy Cow, I read that Hater’s Guide to ND and then did some checking of dates, and that article was about 6 weeks BEFORE the Manti Te’o fake girlfriend fraud story came out. Imagine if Drew had waited until then to write that article?

Is it okay with you guys if we all just pretend I’m under 30?

“It’s not our fault you’re not relevant anymore.”

LOLJets and LOLMets.

Thompson is a hack.

Boras, no matter how in the right he may technically be in this case, never met a bylaw or rule he didn’t break to suit his own endgame.

So much this. At least right now he’s “interim” HC.

CTE kicking in pretty quick nowadays.

Tex Cobb would have.

My wife used her cat as the test to see if I was worthy. He came right up to me, jumped on my lap and settled down on my chest, just staring at me and purring. Of course, she didn’t know at the time that I was already a cat person.

If the Triple Narwhal is anything close to the Triple Lindy, well then we’re in for a treat.

I want the unironic fedora.

My favorite part of this is how your response has 40 stars as of this writing, and the comment it is in response to has exactly 0.

I wish I could fail upward like Bobby. He’ll probably end up at Western Kentucky again...or maybe Arkansas has forgotten all about the motorcycle incident.

Trying to find a clip of this and failing. 

What’s your alternative?

This is so much better than the typical NBA Insta-beefs that usually get the pub.