Josh Duhamel owes us all an apology for like, 75% of his filmography.

Just...don’t.

You need to cut back on the KoolAid.

here in California you have 20 days to register your car (military excluded) after becoming a resident (and being employed, owning or renting property, or attending a school in the state will establish you as such.)

I’m going to slightly correct you one one point. He lost his job because fucking moron Jed York forced Harbaugh and his staff to make Kaepernick a pocket passer (which he clearly did NOT excel at being). The team went 8-8, lost to a shitty-ass Raiders team, and then Harbaugh got lanced.

+1 Michael Jackson morphing video.

The bagels will retail for $40,000 each. Please don’t ask for blueberry. WHO SAYS NO TO THIS PLAN?

They know that the regular season means fuck-all for them. They just need to win 16 in April-June.

Not that it makes any difference in the long run, but this is something I’d also be interested in reading. (Cue the commentariat accusing me of trying to victim-blame with this line of inquiry--I’m actually more curious if there was a stalking/grooming type thing going on by him). They were dating for (only) a month.

And it’s worse, since Libby is a self-identified 28 years old. So, extended freshman, maybe?

I starred your comment, but I believe Abraham Lincoln might have been dealt a worse hand.

At least with Brady there’s a legit basis for the GOAT moniker.

Environment plays a huge role as well.

All that’s missing in Clevinger’s tweets is some version of “Come at me, bro!” In all caps, of course.

What if—stay with me here—the players found sponsors to underwrite their travel and lodging expenses? Maybe put the onus on the players to help fund their own individual pursuits, like golf and bowlers do? Slap on a stained, torn comic book t-shirt, or shill for some start-up deodorant company or greasy Mexican food…

Playing Magic and calling yourself an “athlete” is about the same as me playing Fantasy Football and calling myself an “athlete.”

If DUI vehicular manslaughter (looking at you, Leonard Little and Donte Stallworth) isn’t enough to derail an NFL career, what’s a little insider trading gonna do?

As a car guy, in addition to tires, NEVER skimp on your brake repairs. Tires are the only part of your car touching the ground, and brakes STOP your car.

Well, they technically did break a 17 game regular season losing streak.

Well, now we know Bill Barnwell’s Kinja account.