The fans doomed them the minute they celebrated like they won the World Series after beating the Giants in Game 1.

You’ve already started with the moral victories take, haven’t you?

Without LaRussa’s patented type of asshole-ishness.

In 70 years or so...

No coffee mugs, either.

And the best QB on the roster is currently 3rd on the depth chart and inactive for the game.

Well we know for sure that it’s not Cocksucker’s Cramp, so watching the Cubs win the NLCS is as good a guess as any.

Can’t wait to read all the comments from indignant, butt-hurt, self-proclaimed “Best Fans in Baseball.”

In all fairness, “all men are created equal” is a phrase from the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. But yeah, we still managed to be confused by that.

Nailed it.

As a Giants fan that was painful, but it’s been mitigated somewhat by 2010, 2012, and 2014.

See also, 2012 NLDS Reds v. Giants.

It’s not like Dusty doesn’t have a history of questionable playoff pitching decisions: see 2002 Giants v. Angels; 2003 Cubs v. Marlins; 2012 Red v. Giants. Just add this one to the rest. Guy’s a great motivator and regular season manager, but sucks balls in the playoffs.

Well, it would be that way for someone with psycho- or socio-pathic tendencies. But consider also the guy and his wife from ep 1 who initially go on the posse quest and then he ends up killing the Rodrigo Santoro outlaw character after he’s gunned down countless hosts. In that case, the violence takes on a noble…

Until they have “Coupon Day.”

So....Lost? And that ran for 6 years with minimal payoff.

I thought I was the only one who felt that way. It’s a nice counter to how George Lucas set up the Star Wars universe until Disney came along and ret-conned everything.

Interesting theory. However...

Preeeeeeeeeetty sure the Democrats have their own cadre of celebrity assholes on retainer as well. But thanks for injecting topical political insight into a blog post about the Shitshow—I mean Sacramento—Kings.

Boy, that would be the conspiracy theory to end all collusion conspiracy theories. It might break the internet and would surely get Congress to hold many, many hearings that would no doubt rival the Steroid hearings for title of “Shitshow of the Decade.”