Jesus wasn’t hung. Everyone knows he was crucified.

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A selfie with Cristiano Ronaldo, a spot in the team picture, andacknowledgement from Ronaldo

If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?

It’ll be okay. It’s not like he had work to go to on Monday.

This post could easily have been referring to 11 other guys in white jerseys.

You are the opposite of terrible. Kids are terrible.

Was this close to making a truly horrible comment, but I’ll just tone it down to this: babies, kids, children, teens, et al are awful and have no place in a decent society.

Isn’t kinda disrespectful for a judge to address lawyers by their first names rather than Counselor? This is clearly not a friendly working relationship, so seems like a breach of ettiquette on his part. True, or nah?

Best league?

He didn’t Czech himself and thus wrecked himself.

Yet, they held the highest scoring team in Europe to a single goal over two legs.

The amount of time and space would even confound Carl Sagan.

Playoffs are exciting because they’re an elimination tournament. The EPL has an elimination tournament: It’s called the FA Cup, it features like 700 teams from every level of soccer in the UK, and winning this tournament is a separate achievement from winning the league.

This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?

Tottenham don’t exactly have three points in the bag this weekend.

I’ll keep that in mind.

I didn’t even read this article because the ridiculous title says it all.

-Arsenal fans, every year for twelve years.