Honestly looking back that article is an embarrassment to Deadspin.

Real is shaky defensively and is playing the second-highest scoring team in England, but they got “lucky”. It’s a crock of shit.

Oh man the tears of the Catalan-lovers having to watch Real get these ‘easy’ draws taste just scrumptious.

Best Post on Deadspin

You really ought to consider that your own neuroses are entirely unhealthy and seek some sort of professional help. Would it suck if an extraordinary event happened to your significant other rendering him injured or otherwise incapacitated and not able to make it home? Yes. Should you have crippling anxiety as a…

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

I wondered when exactly this Barca fan-boy blog that moonlights as Deadspin would get around to talking about the game.

God’s been answering this prayer for ages.

Meanwhile, John Farrell keeps referring to Pablo Sandoval as ‘Rolls’.

What distance could a football be punted by you?

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

It was so long I can’t tell which pixel is Matteau.

There was kind of a weird moment when Josh Harris (the owner) was talking about the Marty statue, and said it would stand “out in front of the prudential center for the next twenty years.” I think he was trying to create a parallel to how Marty stood in front of our goal for the last twenty years, but a palpable chill…

Here’s my favorite 3 Marty higlights

I suspect many “diehard” American Chelsea fans are about to go through a transformation.

If we’ve learned anything from this whole fiasco it’s that the NHL doesn’t know what the people want.

YOU FORGOT TO WHISTLE FIRST!

Potvin? I hear he sucks.

You have to let yourself be sad, but also attend to the basic everyday shit in life. It’s amazing how much bothering to do normal things helps you just feel like yourself.

Look, this whole trouble could have been avoided if someone had simply given Yaya some damn cake.