I am both delighted that Mourinho got sacked and disappointed that he won’t lead Chelsea to relegation.

Major League Baseball has had ONE fucking rule that gets a person banned for life. It’s posted on the entrance to every clubhouse and has been for roughly 100 years now: A) Don’t bet on baseball. B) Don’t get too cozy with gamblers.

Yeah, football should disallow things that are dangerous to people’s health. Like, for example, basically the entire sport

hoodie truthers

Be more dramatic, you can't.

Yet, the best goal if the day was de Bruyne's.

unless you want to pitch. then it's cool, go warm up.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Oh boy, more of this!

I mean, it’s pretty much inevitable that Aguero will suffer a long-term injury at some point in the season, and there’s still time for Kompany to revert to his 2014-15 form.

Crystal Palace is only three points off the pace you bitch

Coming from fans of a team that just signed the carcasses of Shaun Wright-Phillips, that seems a bit rich.

I like the “It is High, It is Far...” & I like Sterling’s play-by-play & commentary.

I should say here: don’t do this. But if you do do this, do like Buchanan did and plan your escape route. And if you do that, and get away scot-free, don’t talk to the local news and give your name.

Whereas Ted Williams is probably the coolest.

[dying]

Counterpoint: My vasectomy was painless.

Hey dude would you like to not watch baseball with me sometime?

Looks like he finally got to take some trophies home this year.