“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

Cop.

You do realize that is not what the panel was criticizing. Their comments were about the celebrations, not the score.

This is a killer comment.

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FFP is bullshit and was created to protect the traditional big clubs – who already had near-endless streams of revenue – from exactly the kind of financial outlay and resulting success that Manchester City have seen in the last decade.

Billy Haisley ordering a cheeseburger:

All the stars

Seeing your name on a post about what should be an interesting topic is like getting a free steak dinner that’s been sautéed in piss.

This is like one long, funny reminder to get a vasectomy.

Although I think that this is the first Billy article where I actually read the entire thing, in less than 5 minutes.

Loserpool. The end.

Hey, cut Spain some slack. It’s a brand New World out there. Navigating it is tough.

the real story here is that a senator’s buddy conned the military out of millions of dollars to study tinfoil

Such a great scam by Bigelow. I’m not even mad at him for pulling it off.

Counter-take: Dusty has lost 10 straight elimination games in the postseason. While the Nats were good and stable with him at the helm, this team’s stated goal is to win a title, and there’s realistically only one year left to do that. (Maybe 2 if you’re being optimistic). Dusty was not going to win in the playoffs,…

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

“Try doing it while blowing a 0.10 kid, and I’ll be impressed.” -Mickey