Hartbreaker

If you are going to approach Ronaldo for a selfie, have your phone out, unlocked, and ready, bro. Bad form.

“ He’s still as confident in himself as ever . . .”

Criminal acts in this video, ranked:

The only redeeming quality of any of this is that they chose to use “E. Pluribus Unum” and not “In God We Trust.”

Thank you.

Yes, because a playoff system that allows a team with, say, the 8th best record in the league call themselves “champions” is definitely superior.

+1 orgy

Poor Barca Billy’s favorite team is out of the tournament and now everyone is butt and stupid and lucky and cry me a fucking river.

“But these writers who think they’re important can eat a giant dick. Your job is a toy, one you’re so fucking lucky to have and clearly devoid of real responsibility to society. If you know more than anyone about a sport, go help a team win. If you’re that perceptive and that good a reporter, go cover something that…

Agreed. I keep hoping that Deadspin will get a quality soccer writer someday. When Billy is not stroking Barca, he’s calling the Premier League title race over in August.

Best peanut butter ever. It might actually contain crack.

I’ve never understood why someone would make pasta. The effort to reward ratio seems way off to me. It’s not easy and in the end, you get pasta that is not quite as good as what you can buy at the store for, like, 89 cents.

It depends on the team and the context, really. After years of Manchester City being humiliated by Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea, et al., beating them out for the Premier League title in 2012 was soooooo satisfying for City fans like myself. But now that we’ve got 2 of those under our belt, I’d take the…

Yes, because the extent of an injury is always immediately clear. The dude came out of the game for the entire third period and apparently isn’t playing tonight in Washington.

It wasn’t that he was angry with not getting a penalty on the play, it was that he was shaken up. He then came out of the game due to injury.

He certainly made a bass of himself.

Why use four words when you can use one?