After spearing Dom Moore in the dick a moment earlier, a little water spray is the least terrible thing that should have happened to Crosby.

There is no God. Money does buy happiness. Might overcomes beauty every time. These are the harsh realities soccer fans must begrudgingly accept after Crystal Palace's shocking 88th minute equalizer gave Liverpool a draw

New to English football, huh? Check your facts: City were promoted to the top flight in 2002 and purchased by the Abu Dahbi United group in 2008. So yes, actually, it was a bunch of scrappy lads that got the team promoted twice in just a couple of years.

Thank you for posting this before I went and did it myself.

What the hell are you talking about Greg? 13 years before this moment, Manchester City was playing THIRD TIER football. Meanwhile, save for their relative mediocrity in the last several years, Liverpool are the New York Yankees of the Premier League.

Please read the last sentence of Barry's post.

I was 17 at the time. And I still know this from memory: "Matteau swoops in to intercept. Matteau behind the net. Sweeps it in front — he scores! Matteau! Matteau! Matteau! Stephane Matteau! And the Rangers have one more hill to climb, baby! And it's Mount Vancouver! The Rangers are headed to the Finals!"

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While we're talking about NHL jerseys, can the league please, please, please get rid of the terrible rounded hem and bring back the straight hem? The rounded hem looks awful on the many teams' uniforms that feature horizontal stripes. Looks like a untucked dress shirt. F'in Reebok.

Pictured: All 40 Devils fans attending last night's game.

Me: [enters doctor's office].

If only Balotelli knew how to play really hard.

This rule is BS. The Cavs should have gotten a powerplay.

Points to the cameraman for continuing to film this guy even through two minutes of silence. We were all greatly rewarded.

Negative points for failing to film in landscape.

Damnit City. What the HELL was Hart doing there?

What jerseys? All I see are heads, arms, and a basketball.

I didn't think it was possible to give yourself a rim job.

If you are looking for fluff about the Red Sox or Cardinals, I believe there is another well-known website dedicated to that, which you are welcome to visit.