"It’s flattering, . . . but there’s no way in hell I’m going to do that."

If only there were some central authority charged with protecting the best interests of the game, something might be done about this.

Wanted Dead Orr Alive

Correct. In fact, CSKA hadn't even scored a goal in their previous five losses. And nevertheless, City were very, very lucky to get out of there with three points.

I usually go to Fleshbot for graphic box scores.

Headline in 1.5 years (tops):

Kahn may want to find a way to get Fulham's players to suit up as the 49ers for this game. That way the Jags could actually get a win, and Fulham could actually play at Wembley — two things that aren't happening otherwise.

Hodskins is not the first one-handed guy to be chosen by the gators.

I would rather retire than risk being called back up to this Rangers team too. What a disaster.

Your [Condensed] Guide To Giving A Shit About The Red Sox-Cardinals World Series:

Phoenix goaltender Mike Smith scored his first career goal after flinging the puck into Detroit's empty net.