University of Southern Cornholio.

This is less “eyebrow thread” and more errant Silly String cumshot.

you know the socioeconomic status of everyone on stage with her?

I heard the bear lost 50 pounds and got waxed and will be in the next Woody Allen movie.

Chris Rock is a gift. HE IS A TREASURE. FIGHT ME.

The way she described Ben reminds me of many women’s relationship with narcissistic men (I know that n word is thrown around a lot, but I think it’s an epidemic in this culture.) Reaaaally trying to avoid ever being with anyone who is Brilliant And Generous And Charismatic but makes me feel small. Big people should…

I am short too, and also amazed when people a foot taller than me weigh less. But I know some individuals who are like this naturally regardless of fashion trends. Tis life.

Yep. “I haven’t had carbs in five years. I’m miserable! Why the hell aren’t you miserable? You should be miserable too!”

Man... she dislikes fat people so much, even her cigarettes are slim!

Ross Geller of the hip hop world.

I felt ancient watching that.

This. So much this. The only thing you can do is make sure you provide age appropriate, as correct as humanly possible, answers to whatever questions they ask, when they ask them. Both of my kids know that I am available (although my son, obviously, especially at 23, prefers to consult older male friends), and even if…

How is this putting us in an awkward position. I'm truly sorry he went through such a horrific ordeal, but he's still an idiot for pressing for this nonsense line of reasoning. Is he advocating that teachers now need to be in the position of making life or death decisions in an already high pressure situation.…

WWII London meets 1990 Seattle?

Was this your grandmother?

Congress will pass a new law that states all Americans must be wearing body cameras 24/7 so that we can video evidence of everything that happens ever.

Not necessarily. The power differential was in her favor from the beginning and she had a built in blame narrative for the break up. Who knows what went on between them, but the attitude of the “insider” is pretty fucking retro. They were together for two years, they broke up, shit happens, you don’t need to run to…

“And goddamn it, I smell really good.” -Johnny Depp

I actually don’t have a problem with the focus being on the criminal rather than the victims because let’s be honest here, that’s where the story is. what I want to know about is the criminal’s psychology, history, what makes him/her tick, etc. That’s what’s interesting in articles about crimes.

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…