The smize is strong in this one.

I took it as she was making fun of the silliness of these stupid filters.

It’s exhausting being outraged all the time, and constantly letting perfect be the enemy of good.

anyone else just...really tired,

But is it more offensive to assume transgender people lack any sense of humor about their lives at all?

He's so irrelevant he was asked to speak at an industry event. Nice argument there

Hey, practice makes perfect. Each time she marries it lasts a little longer, so she’s making progress at least.

As disgusting as this sounds I wish I could’ve smelled it.

is it only about sex with this girl? jeez, even Madonna sung about other things every so often.

For a second there I thought it was Jim Carrey...

literally no one I know has used Tidal

I’m willing to bet that Pauly Shore is probably not a good representative of “white men”.

As a mediocre, middle-aged, white male who cannot sing or dance but was very funny in high school plays, I am glad that society FINALLY allows me a chance at Broadway stardom!

I don’t give a hoot who sleeps with whom. But when you’re paying your mistress’ salary out of campaign funds, and co-opting government resources to cover up your affair, you don’t get to keep the job I voted you into. (speaking hypothetically, I’m not from Alabama and I’d never vote for this Mr. Burns clone)

I’ve heard the same story about Hoffman but it was Laurence Olivier from when they worked on Marathon Man together.

Says you, it hurt no one! What about the hopes of the portly, aging, unattractive— yet cynically witty — Jewish men out there?!? For a brief, shining moment, we had hope — hope that we, too, could experiencesexual abandon with a young, desirable actress/model... For a few seconds there, I thought it might actually be…

UNLESS, you are on an International Date Line bound cruise ship.

That’s just what we call a prank.

I would argue that any day other than April 1st is the best time for an April Fool’s prank. No one will see it coming.